Everyone: To the Batmobile
Yesterday a common truck driver walked right up to our favorite royal sister-in-law and kissed her right on the cheek.
I don’t know how much more this girl can take.
*There’s a Twitter account devoted to her behind
*We refuse to call her by her government (Phillipa) as she’s requested
*And now some guy (aka Erik Smedhs) touched his lips to her cheek.
Since we all know I get a little uncomfortable with touching, I probably would be genuinely distressed. But Pippa? She takes it all in stride. I think The Royalist at The Daily Beast can relax.