I wish this was a riddle (but it’s a true life dilemma)

In Colorado 6 cows wandered away from their herd during a snowstorm. They went into a forest service cabin and froze to death…

How do you get them out before they begin to thaw, decay and poison the nearby water sources?

*this picture is NOT of an actual frozen cow in a cabin (just a visual aid)


Blow the cabin up or burn it down?no, too dangerous and could scar the land 

Haul them out with trucks? no, trucks are prohibited in this area

Haul them out with helicopters?no, too expensive for their budget

My suggestion is to go all Dexter on this thing and chainsaw them up. I know it’s macabre and all that, but it’s super cheap.  The only thing I don’t know is if chainsaws can cut through frozen cow.

Come on you guys, we have a lot of brain power between us. Let’s solve this thing!

– Jen


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