A sequel I actually want
I started feeling annoyed with Men in Black 3 last month because as far as I know not one person in America (and I’ve talked to at least 275 of them for this anecdotal evidence) was hoping to find out what happened next. Apparently there was a Dumb and Dumber sequel in the works and of course Madasgascar 3 answered the burning question of where all those zoo animals would turn up next.
Now I’m sure most of you will say, “Why do you care? Get over it. Just don’t go to see those movies.” Those are good points and normally I would agree. Except that these uncalled for films seem like they’re standing in the way of the sequel I really really want:
La Femme Nikita
I’m sure you remember that it ended with Michael and Nikita splitting up to save Michael’s kid. And they promised to meet back up in a few years when the danger had passed. It’s been over ten years! I need mullets and weird accents; people called “Operations”; indeterminate countries and most importantly I needs tons of smoldering looks and simmering sexual tension.
I’d even take a mock-VH1 documentary “Where are they now?”
- Jen